The FuMP
2008-11-07
Artist
Tom Smith
Title
Redneck Ninjas
There's an ongoing culture war... to determine whether zombies, pirates, or ninjas are "the new black." I've done songs about zombies and pirates; time to fill out the shelf. I also just like the idea of loud ninja. I mean, why does anyone ever go in costume as a ninja? You're not supposed to be able to see 'em. How do we even know what they look like? A true ninja would look like my mom, only maybe with less Aqua Net.
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Comments
KingErroneous - Nov 7, 2008
Can Tom Smith brighten up my Friday? Shuriken!
wildcard9 - Nov 7, 2008
Y'all can make sure purty music there, boy.
shoebox - Nov 7, 2008
SAMURAI HOEDOWN!!!! -=ShoEboX=-
lukeski - Nov 7, 2008
Well BANZAI and YEE-HAW!!! :D
Hurricane - Nov 8, 2008
Yeee Haaaah!! That there be a classy tune ^_^
saganth - Nov 8, 2008
To borrow a failed campaign's catchphrase: The Mac is back! and with extra cheese no less! Tom this is your best song in many months. I see the docs didn't just fix your leg - they rebuilt you, they had the technology, they made you stronger, faster, better!
Roseroar1 - Nov 9, 2008
"what a crazy random happenstance"...I LOVE it!!
Balder - Nov 10, 2008
Perfect marriage. Ninjas get weaker in large numbers, and rednecks get dumber. The yin and yang, the hee and haw.
ludo - Nov 11, 2008
Ya got a mighty purty guitar there, boy...
EclecticLee - Nov 13, 2008
Another keeper from Tom! Although I wasn't aware moose habitat overlapped redneck habitat.
filkertom - Nov 13, 2008
"I wasn't aware moose habitat overlapped redneck habitat." ... Dude! Haven't you been watching the presidential campaign...?
djseamus - Nov 15, 2008
Your can take the ninja out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the ninja. Awesome pickin' and killer puns, Tom. Throw another cool song onto the Tom Smith bar-b-q!
Xero_Storm - Nov 16, 2008
Sombody needs to make a vid for this. Anybody know what "yiiha" looks like in katakana?
ProjectSisyphus - Nov 19, 2008
This song's better than deep-fried sushi.
EclecticLee - Nov 20, 2008
"Dude! Haven't you been watching the presidential campaign...?" Not if I could help it! :-) (But point taken.)
- Nov 24, 2008
I heard this The Good Doctor's show and I just HAD to leave a comment! My Mom and I both ROFL'd at "Our blowguns come from Steak'n'Shake, they have the biggest straws!" and the line about the "occupied" outhouse.
nicad - Mar 27, 2011
Interestingly, this is pretty close to what the ninjas were in real life. Kuni were not really knives, but trowels. Shuriken were typically crafted from coins. The ninja themselves were farmers. Ninja were actually Japanese rednecks!
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MarlinsGirl - Nov 7, 2008
that was awesome.