The FuMP
2026-06-12
Artist
Steve Goodie
Title
Strangling Seagulls In The Dark
It's almost time to head back to Edinburgh for the Fringe Festival! And naturally that makes me think of the 24/7 racket made by the resident seagulls. And naturally that makes me think of Tom Lehrer.
And it's featured on my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster" which you should totally buy at www.stevegoodie.com !
Music: Tom Lehrer
Lyrics: SG and Niamh Bagnell
Piano, vocal, arrangement, production: SG
Please note: No seagulls were harmed in the making of this dumb song
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Comments
Sdubow - Jun 12, 2026
Brilliant lyrics ! Tom Lehrer and Johnathan Livingston would be proud of u to carry on their Legacy in a clever , crazy demented way in America. Now onward to Edinburgh !Great job Steve !!
Dr. Demento Fan Account - Jun 14, 2026
Hey Steve you should rewrite Shatner but make it about Trump, it fits pretty well, both are lying narcissists who think their good at something when their not (For Shatner, it's singing and for Trump it's... well, you know)
stevegoodie - Jun 15, 2026
THEIR???????? TWICE??????????? I just... can't...
Dr. Demento Fan Account - Jun 15, 2026
Oops sorry I get their and they're confused a lot after all I am only 12 (the is Gavin btw)
stevegoodie - Jun 15, 2026
Haha ok... in that case, you get a pass. Hi Gavin! :)
Dr. Demento Fan Account - Jun 20, 2026
:)
Spaff.com - Jun 19, 2026
I recently attended the Fringe Festival in Adelaide, Australia, which is the world's SECOND-largest Fringe Festival. Fewer seagulls! So consider that for 2027.
Also: Fun fact: Utah's state bird is the California Gull. To view it in all its majesty, pay a visit to the nearest landfill.
Also also: Love the Lehreresque rhymes!
stevegoodie - Jun 23, 2026
Thank you, Sir Spaff! I can't think of higher praise than "Lehreresque!"
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Dr. Demento Fan Account - Jun 12, 2026
Haha