The FuMP
2010-01-05
Artist
Robert Lund and Spaff.com
Title
Ten Foot Two, Skin of Blue
Says Roger Ebert in his review of Avatar: "[James] Cameron and his artists succeed at the difficult challenge of making Neytiri a blue-skinned giantess with golden eyes and a long, supple tail, and yet--I'll be damned. Sexy."
Roger, Roger.
Here, then, is a parody of the 1925 hit "Has Anybody Seen My Gal?" [aka "Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue"], inspired both by Neytiri and by Allan Sherman's 1963 parody, "Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue." You can listen to it 162 times in the same amount of time it takes to see Avatar once. Go ahead - try it.
Na'vi Gators:
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: Guitar and vocals
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Comments
devospice - Jan 5, 2010
And once again I hear a song that Spaff wrote and find myself saying "Why didn't I think of that?!"
lukeski - Jan 5, 2010
It's the FuMP in IMAX 3-D! Look at the size of ShoEboX's mullet! Great song guys, you have another big hit on your hands here! Great to have you back, Mr. Lund! :D
weirdojace - Jan 5, 2010
Nice one, dudes.
dino-mike - Jan 5, 2010
Cool beans.
maxgoof - Jan 5, 2010
Reminds me of Allan Sherman.
maxsilly - Jan 5, 2010
Reminds me of Sherman Allan.
Balder - Jan 6, 2010
The color reminds me of Sherwin Williams.
maxsilly - Jan 6, 2010
The drumming reminds me of Sherwood "Bermuda" Schwartz
Shockwave - Jan 6, 2010
Heheh. That's wonderful!
Spaff.com - Jan 16, 2010
Big thank yous from me, Robert Lund, Allan Sherman, Sherman Allan, Sherwin Williams, Sherwood Schwartz, and Sherwood Lykabonk.
ProjectSisyphus - Jan 25, 2010
Excellent guys, and congrats on your news feature story. Nice guitar on this
Spaff.com - Jan 26, 2010
Thanks, Bob. Yes, that's Robert on geetar.
voiceroy - Feb 12, 2010
Re: Roger Ebert Years ago, I used to have a theory that Ebert and Roeper only gave "thumbs up" to films that gave them a boner. Ebert's review finally proves it. Funny stuff, Spaff/Lund. I like a nice short parody.
voiceroy - Feb 12, 2010
BTW, the title also reminds me of the Tom Smith classic Smurf anthology that included "Smurfer Girl": "Little girl, all solid blue, "Five foot four less five foot two"
voiceroy - Feb 12, 2010
Re: Roger Ebert Years ago, I used to have a theory that Ebert and Roeper only gave "thumbs up" to films that gave them a boner. Ebert's review finally proves it. Funny stuff, Spaff/Lund. I like a nice short parody.
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filkertom - Jan 5, 2010
Excellent. And it's good to have you back, Robert! :D