The FuMP
2026-07-24
Artist
Insane Ian
Title
The Last Straw (Cool Guys)
Had an idea for a fairy simple premise: what is considered cool? And also, what is considered NOT cool. Heavily inspired by "Stop Putting Protien in Everything" by Wolves of Glendale.
Lyrics & vocals: Insane Ian
Music, mixing, mastering: Ben Stahl
Single art: Kendra Shepherd
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stevegoodie - Jul 24, 2026
Haha yeah! Nice one! I love a good, rocking song that ends abruptly with the singular joke. :) And groovy art, Kendra!
Sdubow - Jul 26, 2026
Cool song ! Cool guys are never rattled by explosions; so true !.This reminds me of Tom Cruise in James Bond walking away from explosions. Man I guess I am so uncool cause I am so dependent on GPS and Siri… Great lyrics.a musical short guide to coolness. Video is quite nice.Sarah looks cool in sunglasses ! Female counterpart to Tom Cruise. Kendra S. That is cool ,clever artwork witb the long sucky lips and straw. Hey if u market that Cool jacket I’d like one . P.S what type of Coolade u drinkin?
Dr. Demento Fan Account - Jul 27, 2026
Awesome!
dino-mike - Jul 27, 2026
This song is made by, and for, cool guys. Sorry ladies and dudes named Stephen.
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weirdojace - Jul 24, 2026
Except for me, I look cool when I do it