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Originally written for the FuMP Jukebox at Marscon 2019. The wednesday before the con, I was... inspired, as documented in the song. A few minutes later, the Great Luke Ski texted me, nagging to see if I had a song yet. So I gave him the title, and spent the next few days frantically writing.
Everything in this song is true, except for one lie.
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kludge - Dec 2, 2019
btw, the one lie in the song is not "there is only one lie". And that's not a lie! I actually did a lot of research on it. Every drug listed was in his bloodstream, along with many others that didn't rhyme as well. But it was the poop that killed him.
JoeActor - Dec 2, 2019
Thank you! Thank you very much!
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lukeski - Nov 30, 2019
Thanks for posting this at the FuMP, Dave! :D