The FuMP
2025-12-21
Artist
Seamonkey
Title
'Twas the I.C.E. Before Christmas
featuring Devo Spice, Insane Ian, Worm Quartet, the great Luke Ski, Carla Ulbrich, Chris Mezzolesta, Jared Ringold, and Rob Balder
Grandpa Seamonkey tucks the young FuMPlings in on Christmas Eve with an update of a Christmas classic, fine tuned for 2025 and probably at least 3 more years.
So, egg yer nogs, bough them hollies, and for God's sakes hide those Christmas tamales!
Featuring the voice talents of:
Devo Spice!
Insane Ian!
the great Luke Ski!
ShoEboX!
Carla Ulbrich!
Chris Mezzolesta!
Jared Ringold!
and featuring Rob Balder as Jesus Christ!
Niceness Is Comically Easy... just be N.I.C.E.! May Seamonkey bless us, every one!
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Comments
EclecticLee - Dec 21, 2025
Seamonkey, Jared Ringold, *and* Rob Balder in a new FuMP release? It's a Christmas miracle!
Spaff.com - Dec 21, 2025
What Sdubow and EclecticLee said!
goofygavinscherr - Dec 21, 2025
Ha, ha!
madmanOTL - Dec 22, 2025
This is another great track similar to those over the past decade inspired by events many wished weren't real.
ProjectSisyphus - Dec 23, 2025
Hilarious, timely and poignant spoken word piece. It's become increasingly difficult to find the "funny" in current events but this really succeeds . Police Navidad indeed, amigo!
Spaff.com - Jan 19, 2026
OK, look. Until recently, I haven't been around much myself, so forgive me for just noticing this, but this is the first Seamonkey song in over NINE YEARS?! And when's the last time we heard from Jared Ringold? Or...Jesus Christ...Rob Balder? To what do we owe the pleasure?
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Sdubow - Dec 21, 2025
This is so clever ! Needs to be heard all over our country. Boss is / Due Process. Ice /Santa says be nice . The message is loud and clear for those who choose to listen . Thanks Fumpees for sharing !!