2010-11-02
And thus begins a new chapter in the saga of whatever the hell I feel like shouting about. A new song, in the style I've sort of become famous for, the manly breed of Dementia...or should we say DeMANtia?...no, we shouldn't.
Anyway, here's a heavy metal tribute to literally the coolest people to ever live, as opposed to the crappy football team named after them.
By the way, if the Vikings end up going 0-16 because of this song, I apologize in advance. But if they win it all...GUESS WHO YOUR NEW GOD IS!!!
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weirdojace - Nov 2, 2010
This is a really good song.
Balder - Nov 2, 2010
This is so terrible. Not terrible like bad, but like I am in terror of how funny it is. I want to see that performance of Waiting for Godot, please. Maybe with Nathan Lane in it. God damn, welcome to the FuMP, Kobi.
STrRedWolf - Nov 2, 2010
Ahhh one fur on the FuMP... now where's the other one.... :)
devospice - Nov 2, 2010
I so want to scream in my best Beavis impression: "YES! YES! RAWK! RAAAWWWWK!"
seamonkey - Nov 2, 2010
I want to join this band. It'll be like early Journey, with two singers and rock! I needs metal in me squick!
BTW, I'm Dutch and American Indian, is that a problem?
Super-fun song! Nipples knocking down trees always makes me sit up and take notice!
maxgoof - Nov 2, 2010
Thanks for the word of support, STrRedWolf. If I could just do my own backups...
DJ Particle - Nov 2, 2010
Definitely showing some heavy Python influence! I love it!
THE_EMO - Nov 2, 2010
LOVE IT! My face melted off! for the win!
computerking - Nov 2, 2010
Amazing. A hearty congratulations on being able to fit the word "Defenestration" into a song. Absolutely awesome.
jessesmithproductions - Nov 2, 2010
Yes, love the Python influence. "Knights of the Round Table" + a pinch of "The Lumberjack Song" + a pipefull of crack.
oddaustin - Nov 2, 2010
Finally, you're on the main page.
wildcard9 - Nov 3, 2010
Welcome to the FuMP main stage, Kobi!! Great song to start off with.
dino-mike - Nov 4, 2010
Thine song rocketh my stripy-yellow socks off!
CaptNova - Nov 4, 2010
It has creative use of nipples. -=ShoEboX=- would be proud.
ProjectSisyphus - Nov 5, 2010
Wow, this is fantastic. Hilarious lyrics, great vocals, amazing song. Had to look up "defenestration" It wasn't as dirty as I'd hoped.
TVsKyle - Nov 5, 2010
Kobi, you badass. It's about time you made it on here!
gpherder - Nov 6, 2010
Awesome. Simply awesome.
joesoda - Nov 6, 2010
Excellent,Great Work.
Zahooee - Nov 7, 2010
Truly awesome. The guy in the car next to must have thought I'd lost my mind...
Insane Ian - Nov 7, 2010
What I should have said before is "this is true Ragnarok & Roll"!
EclecticLee - Nov 11, 2010
Went back for another listen after the FuMPodcast. Now I'm addicted! I can't stop listening to this song several times a day! Help me!
djseamus - Nov 24, 2010
A superb song about the little-known lives of the Vikings, both the Ancient war-like variety, and the modern, game-losing football team. I've been torn when it comes to Viking football - my Dad roots for the Vikings, but then I have relatives in Wisconsin, so Green Bay would be THEIR team! I root for the Vikings also because Minnesota is the home of the Prairie Home Companion radio show. Why must I choose? Anyway, in terms of metal, I'd definately take this over the metal music these days featuring, low-pitched, growling vocals I can't understand; epic viking metal rules all!!! Can't wait to hear what you've got cooking next.
voiceroy - Dec 26, 2010
RIGHTEOUS! This is like Meatloaf meets Megadeth meets Monty Python meets AWESOME! Best FUMP song of 2010 FTW! This song should be played before every Vikings home game...well, after they repair the dome, that is.
chipkinsitka - Nov 16, 2012
I being a Viking from Minnesota. Listen to Prince or what ever his name is. Braid my pony's pony tail. Then search out Lumberjacks from Coos Bay. To challenge them to a tree chopping/swagger contest(nipples or axs) Since I'm from Upper Midwest We have Paul Bunyan blood also. No not Oly Swenson king of the great North Woods.
chipkinsitka - Nov 16, 2012
P.S. This song ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Insane Ian - Nov 2, 2010
You are awesome. This is awesome. Awesome.