The FuMP
2009-01-13
Artist
Robert Lund and Spaff.com
Title
Where I'm Keeping You
The problem with everlasting love is that it often ain't. Shania Twain's 2003 hit "Forever and for Always," for example, should have been called "For Roughly a Few More Years," because that's how long she and her husband - Mutt Lange, the song's cowriter - stayed together.
But take heart: There are ways to get lovers to stay. Every month, Cosmopolitan lists 101 or so. Here's another.
Perpetrators:
M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics, wrangling.
Mercy Malick: Lead and backing vocals, vamping.
Bob Emmet: Steel guitar, recording, gerrymandering.
Robert Lund: All other instruments, backing vocals, mixing, massaging to a happy ending.
Happy Valentine's Day. If you survive that long.
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Comments
devospice - Jan 13, 2009
This is awesome!
Knarf - Jan 13, 2009
I'm just waiting for Mercy to suck it up and just join the FUMP herself
ProjectSisyphus - Jan 13, 2009
Knarf, she would except she's
filkertom - Jan 13, 2009
That is, like, three and a half hoots.
Spaff.com - Jan 13, 2009
Thanks for the comments, kids!
Wow, it would be megafantasticawesome to get Mercy in a video for this. Hmm....
rick cormier - Jan 14, 2009
I love this song. Excellent from the writing to the vocal to the mix. But the line, "where I know how good the spiders on the wall taste". made me howl! You ain't right, Spaff. You ain't right.
mrwompy - Jan 14, 2009
I found this to be particular scary since I recently had to do some work in the tight crawl space under my mother-in-law's house. Great song!
Carrie Dahlby - Jan 15, 2009
Nice job -- I've tagged this to be played at my wedding in May. :)
djseamus - Jan 19, 2009
Ahhhhh....a nice, family, friendly, entrapment song just in time for Saint Valentine's. The drum riffs could be a bit more interesting, but still and all, an awesome country song to add to the list of boot-kickin', down-home Fump hootenannies such as "I think Monroe Shot Rudolph", "Kiss This (Hey IRS)" and Seamonkey's immortal classic "I'm in Love Wit Muh Sister".
ProjectSisyphus - Jan 20, 2009
Carrie I want to be in your wedding band! And congratulations BTW!
posom2 - Feb 10, 2009
Awesome, but why's the average score so low?
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maxgoof - Jan 13, 2009
Oh, this is very good... A little sound effects would enhance it, I think. It wasn't until I read the lyrics that I really got it. It's just too close to the original. Mercy Malick is quite a good singer.