Just in time for Talk Like A Pirate Day this Thursday, here comes the scurviest, saltiest, mangiest, pillagin'est, plunderin'est, riflin'est, lootin'est, kidnappin'est, ravagin'est, don't-give-a-hootin'est, timber-shiverin'est, arrrrrrrrghaliciousest Tony Goldmark cover of a Luke Ski song EVER! From the Luke Ski tribute album WORST TRIBUTE EVER, avast ye mateys, it's "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK" on THE FUMP! DRINK UP, ME HEARTIES, YO HO!

And check out this alternate cover of the same song on the FuMP Sideshow! And if you enjoy stuff that involves me and Disney parks, you may also enjoy my Disney park-centric web review series, Some Jerk With A Camera!

Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
Music by Jared Ringold & John Mapes
Produced by Joe Goldmark & Tony Goldmark
Engineered by Garth Webber
Lead and chorus vocals: Tony Goldmark
Background pirates: Jack Shen (aka Count Jackula) & Josh Langland (aka The Horror Guru)
Guitar: Gary Potterton
Bass: Paul Olguin
Drums: Paul Revelli
Accordion: Henry Salvia
Pennywhistle: Sam Barry
Whistling: Garth Webber
Additional Gang Vocals: Joe Goldmark, Paul Olguin, Paul Revelli, Henry Salvia
Goat: Luke Sienkowski