The FuMP

2025-09-12

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Because getting old can suck sometimes (but it's still better than the alternative...)

From the album "Off Brand."

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wildcard9 - Sep 16, 2025

Damn it sucks to get old. I am feeling those lower limitations than I use to have.

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