Twitch: Hello, everybody! My name is Twitch, and this is my friend Fidget, and we...

Fidget: No, no! You're doing it wrong! You're supposed to be over there!

Twitch: What, over where that metal ice cream cone is?

Fidget: It's a microphone. You're supposed to talk into it.

Twitch: Oh! Hello! Testing! Ow! Ow! Oh, that's better... Hello, everybody! My name is Twitch, and this is my friend Fidget, and we're so happy to be here in this recoding stupido...recorring stoogio... I can't say that word!

Fidget: No, no! You're still doing it wrong! Everyone is going to think that we're all airheads that speak with speech impediments.

Twitch: But I *am* an airhead! Yes! The fur on top of my head is so soft it's like air! That's why everyone calls me an airhead.

Fidget: Well, I'm not an airhead. I'm a fern....a fernit... I'm a weasel.

Twitch: We're not weasels! We're ferrets!

Fidget: But I can't say that!

Twitch: Oh, that's okay. I can't say recording studio.

Fidget: You just did.

Twitch: I did?? Well, Happy Birthday, then!

Fidget: *sigh* You're such an airhead...

Twitch: Yes, I know... Anyway, we brought all of our ferret friends here, and we're going to sing The Ferret National Anthem! Can you help me?

Fidget: You need all the help you can get...

Twitch: That's right! So everyone sing along, okay?

Fuzzy you're a fur
Just a little cur
Playing in the sun
Having fun and mischief every day!
You got fuzz on your face
It's no disgrace
Shaking your tail all over the place

Chorus: We are, we are ferrets!

Twitch: Sing it-ah!

Chorus: We are, we are ferrets!

Twitch: Okay, your turn.

Fidget: Fuzzy you're a critter
From a litter
Tearing all around
Even underground and climbing every day!
You got fuzz on your face
It's no disgrace
Scritching my back all over the place

Chorus: We are, we are weasels!

Twitch: Weasels?

Fidget: Weasels!

Twitch: Ferrets!

Chorus: We are, we are ferrets!

Twitch: Okay, I'll sing the last verse.

Fuzzy, you're a mustelid
Musta been funny running in the halls
Nature calls and you obey
You got fuzz on your face
It's no disgrace
Nobody better put us back into our place!

Chorus: We are, we are airheads!

Twitch: I know I am, but what are you?

Chorus: We are, we are ferrets!

Fidget: I still can't say that...

Chorus: We are, we are weasels!

Twitch: Well, maybe he is, but not me!

Chorus: We are, we are airheads!

Fidget: Hey! I'm not an airhead!

Chorus: We are, we are ferrets!

Twitch: Everybody!

Chorus: We are, we are ferrets!

Twitch: Hey! The music is fading out!

Chorus: We are, we are ferrets!

Fidget: That's because it's the end.

Twitch: Oh...

Chorus: We are, we are ferrets!

Twitch: But I wanna sing it again!

Fidget: Game over, man! Game over!

Chorus: We are, we are ferrets!