She Blinded Me With Drano
by Eric Brown

I was smitten at the moment
She turned her lovely face to me.
I never did notice
Her psycho personality.
Then she blinded me with Drano.
(She blinded him with Drano.)
I needed opthalmology.

She was running after me
With bottles of Drano -- Drano!
Drano!
I could hear her screaming at me!
Blinding me with Drano ... Drano!
Drano!

A clot-removing potion
Was being thrown into my eyes.
Her crazy bad emotion
Was really a big surprise.
She blinded me with Drano!
(She blinded him with Drano!)
She now is someone I despise!

When I met her, she was sweet!
... Drano!
I didn't know about her rap sheet.
... Drano!

I had no idea
That she would be a maniac.
She had a lot of baggage,
But I am not a luggage rack.
She blinded me with Drano!
(She blinded him with Drano!)
I hope she has a heart attack!

Where is an eyewash station?
Oh, man --- my eyes are burning!
Oh, man ... I'm blinded! I can't see anything!
All these nasty chemicals!
Sodium hydroxide ...
Really makes your eyeballs sting.

Now I have a guide dog,
And that woman has prison mates.
She gets her meals for free now,
And she put me in dire straits.
She blinded me with Drano!
(I blinded him with Drano!)
But now she's making license plates.