Elves like their cool habitats,
And Quirth like to behave like rats,
But gold, gold is a dwarf's best friend.
Wizards love their magic spells,
Oliblishi people love their water from wells,
But gold, gold is a dwarf's best friend.

You can keep your Ancient Rhaunvish,
And your Khahonri,
But a big heavy sack of the purest gold
Is the only thing that will fill me with glee.

I don't care what the others say,
I'm gonna start mining and I'll do it today,
'Cause gold, gold is a dwarf's best friend.

Varyaz likes to change his shape,
Parkulliam loves to wear his cape,
But gold, gold is a dwarf's best friend.
Uzurs like it where it's hot,
And skymen are so faithful ... not!
But gold, gold is a dwarf's best friend.

You can keep your frantlebeans
And your Arathracian deities,
But there is only one thing that will
Absolutely make me pleased.

I don't care what the others say,
I'm gonna start digging if it takes all day.
'Cause gold, gold is a dwarf's best friend.

Uh-huh!

Take it away!

You can keep your frantlebeans
And your Arathracian deities,
But there is only one thing that will
Absolutely make me pleased.

I don't care what the others say,
I'm gonna start digging if it takes all day.
Today is the day that I'm gonna start mining,
I don't even care if I die trying,
'Cause gold is a dwarf's best friend.


Shave and a haircut, blind mice!