There's a ape I know and he swings through the trees. He tosses the barrels with the greatest of ease. He's a mighty muscle monkey and he's lean and mean. He's got it bad for this chick called Pauline. But Pauline, you see, is Mario's chick. Little moustache man. Kinda short and thick. Welcome to my world of climbing up red ladders. I'm the king of Kong and I swing a mean hammer. Watch out dog, I'm the king of Kong! I got a pocket full of quarters and I got it going on. Goin' to the arcade, so get outta my way! I'm the king of Kong and I'm a'rarin' to play. Pauline ain't bad, fillin' out that red dress. But this Mario guy is a total mess. Overalls and a hat, that's what he wears. You can tell this weirdo isn't goin' anywhere. I've got him on my Game Boy and on my Wii. Plus in Mario Kart, he throws banana peels at me. I've got him in the Saturday Supercade. I'm the King of Kong and I've got it made. Watch out dog, I'm the king of Kong! I got a pocket full of quarters and I got it going on. Goin' to the arcade, so get outta my way! I'm the king of Kong and I'm a'rarin' to play. D to the O to the NKEY Kong is is name and he wears a red tie. His barrels are a blast and he's the king of swing and he's smashin' with the brothers in the brawler's ring, He had a son named Jr who disappeared Got a homey named Diddy and that's kinda weird. Do the march of the minis on your DS Lite or you can grab your hammer and prepare to fight! Watch out dog, I'm the king of Kong! I got a pocket full of quarters and I got it going on. Goin' to the arcade, so get outta my way! I'm the king of Kong and I'm a'rarin' to play.