Minecraft
Watch the mines as you fly your craft
Minecraft
I must admit I ain't seen it yet
Minecraft
But maybe somehow I can cash in on
Minecraft
Let's build a raft
Is that William Howard Taft?
I oft have gaffed
This song is daft
My choices are halfed 'cause
There ain't too many
Rhymes for Minecraft
If you have the time you can
MIME a Minecraft
Like Billy Crystal said:
"Mime is money"
If you want to see great actors
Honing their craft
Then go see Minecraft, honey
It's a video game made of building blocks, but I
Never played it, so I'm
Making this up
It's kind of like Lego,
Don't step on THAT stuff, but
Step on a mine and you
Blow yourself up
Maybe making a Minecraft song is wrong
When I am still playing Pong and Donkey Kong
8-Bit glory, it's It's all gone Pete Tong,
Wait up,
Hang on,
What if I switch this
Rap to Jack Black?
A million things can rhyme with that, there's
Baby's Got Back, and a
Cadillac, havin'
Sugar Smacks as a tasty snack, there's
Heart attack, and
B-Ball with Shack
(Clear the Track, ' Cause Here Comes Shack)
Chicken Jockey
Playing Hockey
Viral moment
Remember that?
The kids in the crowd were
Going mental?
Any similarity to Frankenstein is
Strictly coincidental
There's computers to hack, and a
Hand of Blackjack
I got a heavy overcoat, but I
Don't have a light Mac
The Knack told me to get The Knack
My Sherona, I
Want my money back
What the heck does this
Have to do with Minecraft?
Well, Minecraft fulfils that
Something you lack
If it doesn't, you can
Take a different tack
When Mars Attacks,
The Martians go Ack, Ack, Ack
I'm just a hack
Get a jetpack and
Trade in your backpack
Or, if you prefer, you can
Use a knapsack
Geese go honk,
Ducks go quack
Danielle Brooks
Has a nice rack (sexist), she's
Dressed in orange 'cause
Orange is the New Black
This movie's whack and
Yakitty Yak
Don't talk back, and
Don't forget Zac
Pick up slack,
When you're under pressure,
Try not to crack
Trains go click clack,
I like Tic Tacks
Yes, it's true,
Looking back,
None of this has anything to
Do with Minecraft (shhh!)
Snow White gave a
Review of Minecraft
She said it should
Be called mine CRAP
I wish this movie was
Called Jack Black, if they
Make nine of these,
Will the ninth be called Nine craft?
Visit Las Vegas for
Neon sign craft
Fine wine is a
Fruit of the vine craft, they could
Teach Snow White about
Standing in line craft
I may not have any
Minecraft media
But I do have Wikipedia
Enter the World of Minecraft, leave the
Capsule if you dare
I don't know if the Earth is flat , but the
Minecraft apples are square
It's a World full of Blockheads with a
Shiny square Sun, like a
World full of liberals, but
This one is fun
A fantasy adventure? Well,
Take me there!
Jack Black proves that it's
Hip to be Square
Pulled through a portal to a
Cubic World
Dice a carrot,
Square root's unfurled
Minecraft
I can get behind that
If you like Pina Coladas,
You're into Rupert Hine craft
Black Hawk Down was a
No one left behind craft
Is the Real world more
Real than Minecraft? See the
Movie, but we
Can't give your time back
You'll laugh,
You'll cry, you'll kiss
Twenty bucks goodbye, but
Snow White is the reason for
No money back
The crew gets caught in a
Magical mine shaft
Are we not men? (men?)
We are Minecraft
Steve is a struggling
Doorknob salesman
With his wit, he
Always slays 'em
He discovers the glowing blue
Orb of Dominance, and
True to its name, it
Immediately takes prominence
It is one of those
"Rule the World" things,
But nothing to do with
Lord of the Rings
He finds the Earth Crystal, a
New Agey thing
He finds when they're
Combined like a soup mix, the
Orb and crystal,
Create a portal
Into the Overworld
Of Tomorrow, to
manipulate Reality like a
Sliding tile puzzle, in a
Rubik's Cube World, all the
Power you can guzzle
Building his own Paradise, Steve
Encountered Nether Hell
A World full of psycho liberals,
Malgosha is there as well
The piglin ruler
obsessed with gold
Because that Bitcoin is
Gettin' old
She wants the Orb, but Steve's
Dog escapes with it
A Storage Auction hands
Garrett his fate with it
Atari Cosmos was
Not in the cards, nor
Those elusive Charizards
Harry's jetpack
Flips some flips,
Hits the factry, and
Chips some chips
From school he skips to
Take a trip
Fighting off monsters
In the night
Henry builds a
Fort to fight
Malggosha then
Unleashed the Great Hog,
(No fat-shaming, you
Dirty Dog)
Nitwit's love shines like a
Diamond Mine, they
Mine the diamonds
Just in time
Snow White had a
Diamond Mine, but
Only on screen, well,
Better woke next time
The Woodland Mansion
Bridge is blown up, then
In a mushroom
House they wake up
Not like The Smurfs, no,
This is o ridge, and
Remember not to
Take any drugs, kids
Like Bill Gates and
Mr. Burns,
Malgosha's orb blots
Out the Sun,
Causing some concerns
Iron golems
War with the piglins, the
Sun is restored, the
Victors are gigglin'
Malgosha is thwarted, no
Longer a threat, and
Huffily storms out
Off of the set
The party all
Reunites in Chaglass, where
Jack Black says "Let's
Raise a glass!"
But is Malgosha
Really through? You must
Wait for us to
Cash in on Part 2
Like a mobile
Petting zoo, a
Successful tale is
Never through
Liberals struggle to be
Offended by Minecraft
They shout "Cruelty to piglins,
We want our money back!"
PETA loves piglins, and
Not just a smidgen,
PETA loves piglins like
Bert loves pigeons
Come and experience this
Minecraft Heaven, with
No woke characters dissing Minecraft
1937
The on screen action
Never stops
Everything is
Over the Top, like a
Video by
Z Z Top,
Each second, another
Edit chop
Tell me: What can
Equal the appeal of
Hewing new worlds with
Flint and steel?
People ask me why I
Write this crap, but
How else can I
Cash in on Minecraft?
MINECRAFT!