Minecraft Watch the mines as you fly your craft Minecraft I must admit I ain't seen it yet Minecraft But maybe somehow I can cash in on Minecraft Let's build a raft Is that William Howard Taft? I oft have gaffed This song is daft My choices are halfed 'cause There ain't too many Rhymes for Minecraft If you have the time you can MIME a Minecraft Like Billy Crystal said: "Mime is money" If you want to see great actors Honing their craft Then go see Minecraft, honey It's a video game made of building blocks, but I Never played it, so I'm Making this up It's kind of like Lego, Don't step on THAT stuff, but Step on a mine and you Blow yourself up Maybe making a Minecraft song is wrong When I am still playing Pong and Donkey Kong 8-Bit glory, it's It's all gone Pete Tong, Wait up, Hang on, What if I switch this Rap to Jack Black? A million things can rhyme with that, there's Baby's Got Back, and a Cadillac, havin' Sugar Smacks as a tasty snack, there's Heart attack, and B-Ball with Shack (Clear the Track, ' Cause Here Comes Shack) Chicken Jockey Playing Hockey Viral moment Remember that? The kids in the crowd were Going mental? Any similarity to Frankenstein is Strictly coincidental There's computers to hack, and a Hand of Blackjack I got a heavy overcoat, but I Don't have a light Mac The Knack told me to get The Knack My Sherona, I Want my money back What the heck does this Have to do with Minecraft? Well, Minecraft fulfils that Something you lack If it doesn't, you can Take a different tack When Mars Attacks, The Martians go Ack, Ack, Ack I'm just a hack Get a jetpack and Trade in your backpack Or, if you prefer, you can Use a knapsack Geese go honk, Ducks go quack Danielle Brooks Has a nice rack (sexist), she's Dressed in orange 'cause Orange is the New Black This movie's whack and Yakitty Yak Don't talk back, and Don't forget Zac Pick up slack, When you're under pressure, Try not to crack Trains go click clack, I like Tic Tacks Yes, it's true, Looking back, None of this has anything to Do with Minecraft (shhh!) Snow White gave a Review of Minecraft She said it should Be called mine CRAP I wish this movie was Called Jack Black, if they Make nine of these, Will the ninth be called Nine craft? Visit Las Vegas for Neon sign craft Fine wine is a Fruit of the vine craft, they could Teach Snow White about Standing in line craft I may not have any Minecraft media But I do have Wikipedia Enter the World of Minecraft, leave the Capsule if you dare I don't know if the Earth is flat , but the Minecraft apples are square It's a World full of Blockheads with a Shiny square Sun, like a World full of liberals, but This one is fun A fantasy adventure? Well, Take me there! Jack Black proves that it's Hip to be Square Pulled through a portal to a Cubic World Dice a carrot, Square root's unfurled Minecraft I can get behind that If you like Pina Coladas, You're into Rupert Hine craft Black Hawk Down was a No one left behind craft Is the Real world more Real than Minecraft? See the Movie, but we Can't give your time back You'll laugh, You'll cry, you'll kiss Twenty bucks goodbye, but Snow White is the reason for No money back The crew gets caught in a Magical mine shaft Are we not men? (men?) We are Minecraft Steve is a struggling Doorknob salesman With his wit, he Always slays 'em He discovers the glowing blue Orb of Dominance, and True to its name, it Immediately takes prominence It is one of those "Rule the World" things, But nothing to do with Lord of the Rings He finds the Earth Crystal, a New Agey thing He finds when they're Combined like a soup mix, the Orb and crystal, Create a portal Into the Overworld Of Tomorrow, to manipulate Reality like a Sliding tile puzzle, in a Rubik's Cube World, all the Power you can guzzle Building his own Paradise, Steve Encountered Nether Hell A World full of psycho liberals, Malgosha is there as well The piglin ruler obsessed with gold Because that Bitcoin is Gettin' old She wants the Orb, but Steve's Dog escapes with it A Storage Auction hands Garrett his fate with it Atari Cosmos was Not in the cards, nor Those elusive Charizards Harry's jetpack Flips some flips, Hits the factry, and Chips some chips From school he skips to Take a trip Fighting off monsters In the night Henry builds a Fort to fight Malggosha then Unleashed the Great Hog, (No fat-shaming, you Dirty Dog) Nitwit's love shines like a Diamond Mine, they Mine the diamonds Just in time Snow White had a Diamond Mine, but Only on screen, well, Better woke next time The Woodland Mansion Bridge is blown up, then In a mushroom House they wake up Not like The Smurfs, no, This is o ridge, and Remember not to Take any drugs, kids Like Bill Gates and Mr. Burns, Malgosha's orb blots Out the Sun, Causing some concerns Iron golems War with the piglins, the Sun is restored, the Victors are gigglin' Malgosha is thwarted, no Longer a threat, and Huffily storms out Off of the set The party all Reunites in Chaglass, where Jack Black says "Let's Raise a glass!" But is Malgosha Really through? You must Wait for us to Cash in on Part 2 Like a mobile Petting zoo, a Successful tale is Never through Liberals struggle to be Offended by Minecraft They shout "Cruelty to piglins, We want our money back!" PETA loves piglins, and Not just a smidgen, PETA loves piglins like Bert loves pigeons Come and experience this Minecraft Heaven, with No woke characters dissing Minecraft 1937 The on screen action Never stops Everything is Over the Top, like a Video by Z Z Top, Each second, another Edit chop Tell me: What can Equal the appeal of Hewing new worlds with Flint and steel? People ask me why I Write this crap, but How else can I Cash in on Minecraft? MINECRAFT!