I feel a strange twinge in my brain-pan And a need to sing songs about SPAM Wind up my radio Sunday evening Tune into the mad music kind I hear music, comedy too About shaving cream and a boy named "Sue" I hear the Doctor, breath is spent-ed Telling me to stay demented! [CHORUS] I'm listenin' to Doctor Demento I'm listenin' to Doctor Whoa-oa Demento Monty Python, Cheech and Chong-a Drinking carrot juice is wrong-a Whimsical Will tells me the news No fake I.D.? I'm doomed to lose! [CHORUS] I wish I was in a gazebo Eating moose turd pie ala mode I'd play polka on a bazuki With "Weird Al" and The great Luke Ski I feel dementia overtake me I need a full frontal lobotomy Thirty-five years of Doctor D Here's looking forward to forty! [CHORUS] Demento Demento Demento Demento Demento Demento Demento Demento [CHORUS] Stay demented! [SPOKEN] Whew! Not bad for my first attempt at dememntia, huh? Hey, y'know, that's "Weird Al" playing the accordian! No really, it is. What? I'm being serious! You don't believe me? Well fine, be that way! Y'know, you really know how to hurt a guy!