Thought I could make it fast
I'll skip a step and eat at last
Won't be long 'til my hunger ends

Light the oven, smell the gas
My bad cooking is in the past
I can't wait, I need food my friend

My food looks plain again
Tasting quite bizarre
Can't read the instructions
I guess that's just too hard

As I eat chicken breasts
Just one bite and then it's tossed
Shake it up, or it will taste bland

Now I can eat at last
'Cause Pizza Hut can get here fast
Call them up, so my guy can mend

I still can't comprehend
Why the heck we should grease pans
Skipping steps don't work out as planned

Losing my butt again
Should have read the jar
Threw the crumbs in the pan
and now it looks like tar

Not tryna be stressed out
Shake N' Bake, it's shake I crossed
Baked it up, smelt like my rear end

Got something cooked at last
Spaghetti O's taste great half assed
Dammit man, left the dang spoon in

Microwaves aren't meant to last
Just look, the flames are spreading fast
Messed it up, order out again

Shake it up, or it Will Taste Bland

Shake it up, or it Will Taste Bland