Crossdresser man, crossdresser man
Wearing the clothes a crossdresser can
Boxers or brief it's irrelevant
Crossdresser man

Will he wear heels, or go out in flats?
With bras filled with water, flamboyant hats?
Goes to the salon to sit and chat
Wears pantyhose, crossdresser man

Leisure suit man, leisure suit man
Shirt-like jacket, matching stretchy pants
Fashion contest, he never wins
Leisure suit man

Uniform man, uniform man
Girls are all over a unifomed man
Usually helping fellow man
Uniformed man

Sometimes he could be an army man
National guard man or a navy man
Air force, police or fireman
He's got a plan, uniform man

Preppy man, preppy man
Khakis, a belt, with the shirt tucked in
Collared shirt hides the farmer's tan
Preppy man

Looks like a geek, but never a mess
By his mom this man is still dressed
Goth man beats up preppy man?
Strange-looking man, preppy man

Color-blind man, color-blind man
Matches green shirts with orange pants
Thinks he wears red, that's why he's blue
Color-blind man