Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I feel like I've been fried alright
Heard way too many pick-up lines
Waiting for someone to eat me

Touching my hips and blowing mustard my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna fill you today
Baby, Baby, Baby

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My Buns are saying let's go
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But your gut is saying no

If you wanna chow on me
Baby get your tongue away
I'm a weenie on a hot bun
Gotta dress me the right way

If you think that I'm tasty
I can make your hunger skew
You need some Tums for indigestion
Need some mayonnaise now too

I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Gotta cook me the right way honey
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, C'mon and eat me up

The seven eleven is the place to go
One more glance and then it's down your throat
Waiting for someone
To eat me

Don't ask what I'm made of tonight
Once you hear it fear for your life
Save me, save me, save me

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Your lips are getting moist now
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But your brain's still saying no

If you think I'm so easy
Baby better go and pay
I'm not free or meant to cuddle
Better eat me right away

If you want to swallow me
Pay a dollar fifty three
Just come and purchase me baby
and I'll make you glee

I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Gotta dress me the right way honey
I'm not easy but I'm cheap now baby
Come, Come, C'mon and eat me up

I'm not easy on the way down baby
Stomach's queasy when you eat me honey
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, C'mon and lick me up

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
By now you know I am cold
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But you know I'll make you go

If you are done eating me
Baby need to get air spray
Was a weenie on a hot bun
Now your stomach's giving way

I am made from pigs and beef
But they'll make your taste buds spew
You got understand your colon
Will never forgive you

If you still want to eat me
Baby I can make your day
I'm a weenie on a hot bun
Gonna rub you the wrong way

If you think my claim is weak
I can fill you till your blue
Just come and pay for me baby
and I'll be in you

I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
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