\\\'Cause It\\\'s the Homestar Runner, no website\\\'s funner
It\\\'s the Homestar Runner, no website\\\'s funner
If you catch me on the internet, you know where you\\\'ll find me,
Likely I\\\'ll be watching the Homestar Runner
Played Stinkoman and was doin\\\' just fine
Played Peasant\\\'s Quest, and only got a score of nine.
Watching The Cheat\\\'s animations, listening to fhqwhgads.
I\\\'ll take up to 5 hours watching everything they have.
Marzipan\\\'s the only girl, Strong Bad\\\'s pranking the answerer
But screws up so terribly, none of them can trick her.
Hundreds of cartoons that I can play
Let\\\'s see what updates are up today.
\\\'Cause I\\\'m at Homestar Runner, my favorite website yet.
An animated website, and it\\\'s such a hit.
Whenever I feel down, I can just kick a can,
And that\\\'s gonna make me feel better again.
Over 100 emails, I shall pick one and watch it
Got a favorite I wanna see, use the scroll buttons and spot it
Spend another hour watching puppet shows
Got some extra easter eggs, but you gotta find those
Maybe in three years, when I turn 21,
I can be like Strong Bad and have a cold one
Coach Z\\\'s rhymin\\\' is the best I\\\'ve heard
Except for pronounciation, he does a great jerb.
Lots of people get whatever they can,
No matter how random, at Bubs\\\' Concession stand.
Watching this site is more productive for all
Than being like Strong Sad, talking to a wall.

It\\\'s a nice day, I can decide to go out
And hear ukulele at a tofu luau.
Some Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, and some melonade,
Make it down my mouth, and my stomach has it made.
\\\'Cause everything I\\\'ve seen is a lot of fun,
I\\\'m halfway through the site, and I\\\'m still not done.
My favorite character is Homsar, his randomness is funny,
Like when he says he was raised by a cup of coffee.
Senor Cardgage, Katie 80, all the way to Cuppin\\\' Cakes,
A worm, Eh! Steve, and a wheelchair on a chase.
I\\\'m seeing blue lazer coming up with secret plans
The Cheat Commandos foil them as fast as they can
If you force me off the computer, I won\\\'t find it neat,
But I take my anger out on a toy of \\\"Kick the Cheat\\\"
On the computer I may have spent too long,
But It\\\'s Homestar Runner, how can I go wrong?
I\\\'m anticipatin\\\' the day that I can see
The brand new movie, Dangeresque 3
I also can\\\'t wait for Stinkoman level 10,
But a lot of funny stuff is being made \\\'til then.
There are a lot of toons that my eyes can go with,
And I know my song stinks as bad as the Poopsmith
It\\\'s 9:00 now, my bedtime\\\'s getting near,
It\\\'s hard to believe just how long I was here.
Spent so long on the computer, that I think it\\\'s crashin\\\'
Without sight of that site, against a wall my head is bashin\\\'
If you haven\\\'t been to the site, It\\\'s somethin\\\' you gotta see
You\\\'re highly missing out, so I ask you, please
Just type in the address, and there you\\\'ll be
Delighted with the comedy that has delighted me
My day\\\'s coming to an end, so I\\\'ve got to go
But I\\\'m glad the Brothers Chaps can put on a good show
So I guess it\\\'s time for my song to end
As I close up shop and go to bed
But the next day, I\\\'ll be back, that\\\'s an easy presumption,
And if I\\\'m not, what is my malfunction?