You think you're tough, but you ain't so bad It's not the first adventure I have had And if I find out that you're a Nazi I'll punch you out and then escape scott free! They call me (Dr. Jones!) They call me Dr. Jones! (You call him Dr. Jones!) I have escaped from giant stones! (You call him Dr. Jones!) I've got the hat, I've got the whip, Always come back with a clever quip! The ladies love me and I wouldn't lie. I'm so damn lucky, think I'll never die! I like to seize antiquities Dodging traps and solving mysteries Stephen Spielberg teamed with George Lucas And made escapades that couldn't a-miss! So call me (Dr. Jones!) They call me Dr. Jones! (Call him Dr. Jones!) I know all about the unknowns! (Call him Dr. Jones!) written by David C. Edwards, music by Sci-Fried mastered by Rafi Levin