Da Falcon Da Falcon broken bypass holdin' Light speed out an' Chewbacca scoldin' Y T Freighter, won not stolen' My first mate and I keep rollin' Radar dish loose, blast mark takin' My-nock damage, and my name forsaken On Tatooine, Mighty Jabba is a slug Agreed to ship his spice, a-with a smile and a shrug Runnin', chasin' cargo forbidden Smuggling compartment keeps the good stuff hidden Hit light speed, out flew Kessel Tinted side window with a Wookiee in the vessel Who's craft is it? You know won't say We both blow it off when you look our way Runnin' from TIEs, blasters light up the night Gotta fix this bucket, but my budget' s kinda' tight Da Falcon (you came in that thing, what a piece of junk Da falcon (you came in that thing, what a piece of junk Quad gun nightmare, running amok Two dice on the mirror, shit out of luck Blasters blazin', all hell' s raisin' Don' t you know I find my self amazin' Checked out the Glitterstim, to see if it' s clean Pinched out a sample, and now we feel keen Dropped to sub light and I was be-trayed The Empire set up a blockade They was sittin', out in space, so I dumped my load Mashed the throttle, boom, off we go Chewie' s gunnin', I' m out-runnin' Whoever pursues to close gets done in Finally lost the Imps, but that doesn' t thrill us' We flew back to Tatooine so Jabba won' t kill us Hit a dark booth and didn' t expect Some green punk lookin' for a bounty check Put my thoughts in reverse, and tried to converse A heavy bounty set by Jabba he' s only the first Took him out quick, cause Chewie was gone Yeah I' ll clear my debt, after Aldeeran Blasted off hard, headin out to deep space Movin so fast you might need a neck brace Mis-matched odds got my crew uptight Four TIEs on our tail, Star Destroyers on the right Falcon runnin', shielding amended Kuat Drive Yards ought to be commended A deep space viper, mad TIE sniper better check your diaper 'cause we're jumpin' of to hyper in Da Falcon (she's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy) Da falcon (she's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy) Fifty five-ton monster, a Kessel run whomper watch your Princess, if you don't I'll wompa Smuggler runs, asteroid fields Blaster scars, we keep it real Imps want my ID, but I won't listen It's a Y T freighter, modified with munitions Flyin' in to Bespin, I was concerned (Sound of Cloud Car firing blasters) No deception discerned Spotted my friend who was quite beguiling Tryin' to talk slick to the Princess smiling Brother started smoothin' out, offered mechanics Thinkin' he' s a good friend, I didn' t panic I kicked mah' heels, in a pad uptown Told Liea that she should calm down Talkin' that tough space Scoundrel dope 3 P O's broke. Damn what's next, troopers on all decks Tortured half to death by a guy called Fett Fought a little bit with my friend LandO "He had no choice." That's the story you know. I learned really young that I must be a Tough loner on Corellia "Put him in to freezing? To me he's worth a lot" "the empire will compensate you if his body starts to rot" Ooooh, I got froze. But it ain't no tragedy Rescued by Luke with some home made strategy Boba took out, Jabba put down. You're lookin' at a ship that is quite renowned it's da falcon (rockin with a wookiee is the only thing I know it's da falcon (rockin with a wookiee is the only think I know Broken down again. Stuck in orbit Don't think the Falcon could take one more hit! Input, output, Nav Computer is kaput! "Whatcha want me to do Han?" Push Leia, push Mutter, brother hyperdrive just stuttered Shields are low and engine sputters. Docking Fees , can't pay my tab, yo. Imp patrol for some Tatooine cargo. We fit a wanted report, that's what they said Big round ship, one big fur head troops keep scannin', won'drin who we are 'Bout wanted reports, I'm lookin' nuthin' like no Ackbar Imps looked us over, rough and disheveld, His partner said "Damn, they all look like Rebels" Yeah, We're legit, so they gotta let us go This bucket's got places to go It's da Falcon (rockin with a wookiee is the only thing I know Da falcon (rockin with a wookiee is the only thing I know Da Falcon (Falcon) Da Falcon (Falcon) Da Falcon (Falcon) Da Falcon (Falcon) Da Falcon written and sung by David C. Edwards, music by Sci-Fried Mastered by Rafi Levin