Star Wars Idiot Don't wanna be a Star Wars idiot You've seen it 500 times, well I've seen tits Chicks don't think your hot in your Vader mask Touch me with that Lightsaber I'll kick your ass Welcome to the newest religion Based on folks who never existed No matter how long ago or far away 'A New Hope' was fine without Jabba At least we can both agree Jar Jar's a fag But don't get too excited I ain't feelin' the Sith Lord hysteria I'm not a part of the Rebel agenda Let's go and party like were on Dagobah We'll sit around and take turns blowin' Yoda Don't get me wrong I like most of the movies But I would never let my self stand in line for 3 weeks Out in the pouring rain To be the first to snag my own copy of the 17th DVD re-release Of a movie I already own. Tie fighters? everyone knows the only good Thai fighters are Sagat and Adon What ya'll know about that. face it. Those movies on made Lucas rich and Darth Vader a bitch. (Join me and together we can rules The Galaxy as father and son) Don't wanna be a Star Wars idiot I dig Chewie but pussy's what I'd rather get Boba Fett is dead, bro get over it Han first or Greedo... man, who gives a shit Welcome to the newest religion Where your god is a middle age Fat ass douch who probally still lives with his mom. No flick is worth all the bullshit, I guess what I'm really trying to says it's just a fucking movie. oh! written by Mike Jensen parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day 2009