Down in the basement there's a kitty litter bag, A box with a hood, and a welcome mat The cats come running every night when we clean it all out We've got crystals, paper, clumping and clay It's where all the cat folk play, the Poop Scoop Boogie I got a litter box, I take care of my kitty When he needs to go, he acts a bit...poopy I fire up my brand new scoop, and let the toilet run I go digging in that hideaway, for that lump of clay Gonna have to excavate, and do the Poop Scoop Boogie Yeah, heave-hoe, in the bowl, come on baby, let's go poop scoop Whoa! Smelly cat, fix that, better try a new bag, we're gonna poop scoop Oh, dig down, scrape around, clean it out, Poop Scoop Boogie! Cashier asks me, "Say son, what'll it be?" I want a shot of that Tidy Cat and some catnip for me The basement's stinkin and it's spreading through the rest of the house!" They've got liners, shovels, scoopers and rakes--it's all in how you shake Doing the Poop Scoop Boogie Yeah, heave-hoe, in the bowl, come on baby, let's go poop scoop Whoa! Smelly cat, fix that, better try a new bag, we're gonna poop scoop Oh, dig down, scrape around, clean it out, Poop Scoop Boogie!