You have so many Asians in your dorm

But most of them are not enrolled

You go through the laundry, it's the norm

Then you turn around and they're there to fold

And they cook spring rolls, yeah

So when you try to study quietly

In the library they still make a scene

When you turn round and see to your dismay

Can you tell me what they will say? (x2)

(Chorus)

Ching chong, ah-ch-ch-ching-chong

Ling long, ah-li-li-lo-l-long

Ting tong, ah-t-t-ting-tong

OHHHHHHHHH

Ching chong, ah-ch-ch-ching-chong

Ling long, ah-li-li-lo-l-long

Ting tong, ah-t-t-ting-tong

OHHHHHHHHH

With a ching chong they come

Get annoyed, get your manners, get a grip

You can wait to let loose and trip

You'll tell the whole Internet your woes

That way then no one will know

But who is online at home?

The Asians

(Chorus)

With a ching chong they come.

With a ching chong and their kin.

With a ching chong they come.

With a ching chong they're there when

The chancellor steps in. But do you win, already?

(Chorus)

Can you tell me? Are you having fun quietly?

Can you tell me? You wouldn't call in a tsunami?

Can you tell me you do your own laundry?

Can you tell me (The random people you don't even meet?) Any people that agree?

You have some Asian friends, really?

How many, two or three, two or three?

(Chorus x3)