The FuMP
2007-04-17
Artist
Robert Lund and Spaff.com
Title
99 Words for Boobs
Here it is: The song that made Olivia Munn reveal that she marinates her ta-tas.
This parody of Nena's 1980s classic "99 Luftballons" (aka "99 Red Balloons") was the first contribution to the Funny Music Project by musician/singer Robert Lund and lyricist M. Spaff Sumsion, and it remains one of their - and the FuMP's - most popular songs.
The inimitable Dr. Demento has made "Boobs" one of his show's most-played songs of recent years. It's on his 2008 fan club CD, and listener requests helped place the song at #3 in his Funny 25 both in 2007 and 2008. One guy's math puts it among the doc's top 50 songs of all time. The lyrics, meanwhile, are the most visited of Amiright's 90,000 parody lyrics pages.
Mainstream DJs have also cozied up to "Boobs"; it has appeared on numerous radio shows, and WPLR's Chaz and AJ even invited Spaff onto their morning show for an erudite discussion of "Boobs" and boobs. Australian DJs The Social Twits went a couple of bases further, interviewing Robert and Spaff on their syndicated show and coercing them to record an "Augmented Version" - padded out with two more verses of euphemisms gleaned from listener contributions.
The song has generated dozens of DIY videos. One version has hit nearly eight million views on some dude's Facebook page; another has tallied seven million views on Funny or Die, four million on one YouTube channel, and countless more elsewhere, and Attack of the Show (with the aforementioned Ms. Munn) named it one of the Top Five Things on the Web.
So what are you waiting for? Get "99 Words for Boobs" now via the DOWNLOAD or ADD TO CART button above and/or on the CD Spaff.com Presents The Best of Robert Lund. If you don't, it means you don't like boobs. Really.
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Comments
wildcard9 - Apr 17, 2007
Great song!! Definately not safe for work (good thing we all have headphones instead of speakers there :)
Alchav - Apr 17, 2007
Peach - Apr 17, 2007
Really funny!
MarlinsGirl - Apr 17, 2007
great song! nice job, Spaff and Robert.
garnsr - Apr 17, 2007
Ugh
madmanOTL - Apr 17, 2007
mmmmmmmm, boobs
DPratter - Apr 17, 2007
Great creation, though I haven't heard most of those. You know, it's a funny coincidence, because just the other night I rented the movie "Breast Men" starring David Schwimmer and Chris Cooper, based on a true story about implants. The ones I've heard most are as follows: tits/titties jugs hooters cans rack melons knockers boobs/boobies (OF COURSE!)
peterfump9 - Apr 17, 2007
LOL...Welcome to the FuMP, Spaff!
Carrie Dahlby - Apr 17, 2007
This is so awesome!
Spaff.com - Apr 18, 2007
Hey, thanks, y'all, for listening and commenting. I've been watching the FuMP from a legally mandated distance since January, but I've gotta tell you that it's considerably more fun to say SCREW THE RESTRAINING ORDER and plunge right in. And for those who leave monosyllabic criticisms: Watch out or I'll reveal the contents of your trash.
jimmyknocker - Apr 19, 2007
This is the song that finally convinced me to register. Well, that and when it was addressed to DevoSpice that I didn't register for this site he was like, "And why the hell not? :)" (sorry, Tom)
garnsr - Apr 19, 2007
I think my trash is reasonably innocent.
darkNES - Apr 30, 2007
This one is so good.
peterfump9 - May 22, 2007
What about 'golden bozos'? ;-)
djseamus - Jun 24, 2007
Have you sent this song to the nationally-syndicated morning radio program "The Bob and Tom Show"? (bobandtom.com). They tend to talk about boobs alot and they'd probably get a kick out of this.
Peach - Jun 27, 2007
Well done :)
NakedBrainStudios - Sep 18, 2007
I JUST LOVE SPAFF & LUND!!!!!!!
TimRyan - Oct 28, 2007
Hey guys, You got this song on WCSX, classic rock, Detroit, as a feature with JJ and Lynne, complete with a link back to here. -Tim
serigrly101 - Nov 15, 2007
coooooool song
Dan Saul Knight - Jan 12, 2008
Loved this so much I just had to make a video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvRXnV0fxWY
alfalfa140 - Jun 19, 2008
man this song is just perfect! i can't get it out of my head!
forestofthedead - Feb 12, 2010
Genius.
HDTVCAMERA - Oct 23, 2015
So funny that we had to stop the song because we were laughing so hard that we were missing parts.
HDTVCAMERA - Oct 23, 2015
So funny that we had to stop the song because we were laughing so hard that we were missing parts.
Demetrius - Jan 4, 2016
Is there a karaoke version of this song? My Karaoke Guy wants to buy it. But, he can't find it.
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MrTuesday - Apr 17, 2007
Nice. A song about one of my favorite subjects. :)